Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." -Eleanor Roosevelt

You left me, sweet, two legacies, -
A legacy of love
A Heavenly Father would content,
Had He the offer of;

You left me boundaries of pain
Capacious as the sea,
Between eternity and time,
Your consciousness and me.

-Emily Dickinson

One ring to rule them all,
One ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all,
and in the darkness bind them.

This is the blog of Julia Johnson.

 

CASTING CALL FOR THE HOBBIT

yes-butno:

• MEN – under 5’4” (163cm)
• WOMEN – under 5” (155cm)
• BIG MEN – with character faces – 5’9 and over (175cm+) 
• MEN with LARGE biceps any height.
• WOMEN with character faces
• MEN & WOMEN – ELVES slim, athletic, 5’5” – 6’4” (165 – 203cm)

More info here :)

  1. andthenoutofnowhere reblogged this from yes-butno and added:
    Too tall for a hobbit, to small for an elf. Story of my life…
  2. fatsuckingcandy reblogged this from lebruticus and added:
    LIVE IN NEW YORK
  3. junsylvia reblogged this from sabsypants and added:
    WHYYYYYYYYY AM I NOT IN NEW ZEALAND!!
  4. oteibilitz reblogged this from adriofthedead and added:
    D= *cryingnotfairthisshouldbeme*
  5. sabsypants reblogged this from yes-butno
  6. bellatrixnotswan reblogged this from adriofthedead and added:
    I always wish I lived in New Zealand
  7. sarrahhmonster reblogged this from penciltothetemple and added:
    BITCH I CAN BE AN ELF IF A WANT, don’t discriminate you hater.
  8. swimmerbrooke reblogged this from yes-butno
  9. execcex reblogged this from yes-butno
  10. citrusmalicious reblogged this from adriofthedead and added:
    this is the role I was born to do
  11. ismilebehindthecamera reblogged this from yes-butno
  12. carpediem-carpenoctem reblogged this from postapocalypsepunk and added:
    I don’t know if any of you live in NZ, BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD.
  13. mattiaq reblogged this from yes-butno
  14. lakossita reblogged this from yes-butno and added:
    … I’m too tall to be a Hobbit… Probably the first time I’m too TALL to be anything xD
  15. oak23 reblogged this from squidmama
  16. mydearfriendtoto reblogged this from yes-butno and added:
    The downer is that you must currently be living in the Wellington area…
  17. sezzarucchi reblogged this from heythatsmyleg
  18. dadaspace-junk reblogged this from yes-butno
  19. penciltothetemple reblogged this from dragonofthepen and added:
    HOW CAN 5’5” BE AN ELF? THAT WOULD BE THE TEENIEST OF ELVES.
  20. mmmmmcookies reblogged this from yes-butno and added:
    WAIT WTF I’M 5’1” HOW AM I NOT SHORT ENOUGH???
  21. sidefx-inspiration reblogged this from yes-butno
  22. emilykarrot reblogged this from yes-butno and added:
    For the first time in my life I’m too tall for something….I’m 5’1”...too tall to be a...
  23. julialalalaa reblogged this from adriofthedead
  24. contra-rawr reblogged this from icece and added:
    So I’d fit the bill, except I’m not in New Zealand I WANT TO BE IN THE HOBBIT DARN IT.
  25. kaleidoscopeyes reblogged this from divorcedreality and added:
    Does it count if I consider my facial expressions character faces?
  26. banan4nutmuffin reblogged this from yes-butno